-----------------
facebook icon gif
-----------------
facebook icon gif
-----------------
facebook icon gif
-----------------
-----------------
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
-----------------
I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw
-----------------
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown
-----------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
-----------------
Ignoring the fact it is 99% NSFW and full of furry pics.. It is very rare that a site scales perfectly and I like the way it presents the pictures. ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
-----------------
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson
-----------------
-----------------
...the rest of my comment was cut off. If anyone has traveled from Kirkwood to Sedalia on the train with a toddler trailer I would be interested to hear about your experience. Thanks to everyone for their previous input. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
-----------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
-----------------
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
-----------------
If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
-----------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
-----------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
-----------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
-----------------
-----------------
If the logo would be changed, which I highly doubt it any time soon, I wouldn't go for something as general as miku, even if it's popular. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
-----------------
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew
-----------------
For example I was thinking on setting up a resizer & cropper for making it fit your desktop resolution in a better way. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
-----------------
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
-----------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
-----------------
Cuda I disapprove of that suggestion. I checked my Tag Edits and it included my own uploads with the tags I added from the beggining. ~Elizabeth Stone
-----------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
-----------------
-----------------
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
-----------------
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
-----------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
-----------------
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
-----------------
I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith
-----------------
-----------------
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
-----------------
Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
-----------------
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
-----------------
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
-----------------
No comments:
Post a Comment